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Glengarry Glen Ross

March 20th, 2014 | Posted by Mike Paterson in videos - (Comments Off)

Always be closing.

-Sales Maxim

Come see me at the Segal Centre’s production of Glengarry Glen Ross running until March 30th! How’s that for closing?

Get Ready For Les 4 Chevaliers Renaissance

January 16th, 2014 | Posted by Mike Paterson in Mike Paterson Comedy - (Comments Off)

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It’s the middle of winter but I’m already thinking about softball. I can’t wait till the next season starts up again. My softball team Les 4 Chevaliers had an awesome inaugural season in 2013, and now that 2014 is rolling around, it’s finally time to look forward to the new season.

My preparation regime has been pretty intensive. In addition to rigorous exercise, I’ve been hitting the batting cages, and drinking as much beer as I can. Renaud told me I need to bulk up a bit in my belly area if I’m going to be able to follow the legendary Claude Potvin. The captain of the famous softball comedy team Les 4 Chevaliers OKeefe has certainly left some pretty big shoes to fill, leading his team to victory in over 4000 games over their twenty years touring Quebec and entertaining millions.

Les 4 Chevaliers Le Renaissance is headed by Renaud Lefort, son of Potvin’s right hand man Rene Lefort. Renaud in addition to having watched hundreds of games, is proficient in both baseball and comedy. Having a son of his own has inspired him to keep the team’s legacy going, giving a new generation the chance to watch the funny and entertaining traveling show, Les 4 Chevaliers.

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Let’s get ready for some soft ball!

 

We’ve got a team!

January 7th, 2014 | Posted by Mike Paterson in videos - (Comments Off)

Carey Price and PK Subban are going to Sochi! Can you imagine how excited I am for Olympic hockey right now? I knew they were going to go, I told Mrs. Babers several times that they had to pick them. But it was still nice to have my expectations confirmed.

Thinking of the planet, I  would like to be green and take this opportunity to recycle my Summer Olympics cheering for Canada song and video. It’s just as good as a brand new video and I saved some trees and a lot of effort!  GO CANADA!

 

Come on down to the Comedy Works this weekend for some holiday laughs! Mike Paterson is headlining the Comedy Works this boxing day weekend! Let’s get holiday wasted! The Mike P Hot Zone is downstairs as usual!

holiday wasted

 

I’m the Most Most Generous Man!

December 6th, 2013 | Posted by Mike Paterson in videos - (Comments Off)

My Doritos commercial is a semi-finalist for the Crash the Superbowl contest. If we win you’ll see my face on a Super Bowl commercial!

Please click here to rate! 

The Summer of Mike

August 27th, 2013 | Posted by Mike Paterson in Mike Paterson Comedy - (Comments Off)
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I got an article published in CULT Montreal this week! In it I talk about all the comedians moving out of Montreal this year, my own move to Toronto, and Hulk Hogan, of course.

The year was 1997, and Hulk Hogan had just become a bad guy. He screwed over his best friend, the Macho Man Randy Savage and joined up with the NWO. The world would never be the same again.

I worked at a bowling alley in Laval and did a lot of open-mic comedy nights… My co-worker Frank and I were going to become roommates and had driven down to the megopolis and fallen in love with a bar called Crocodile Rocks, where they played classic rock and the women ignored you. We were going to steal the popcorn machine from the bar in the bowling alley and put it in our new living room. What woman could resist us then?

You can check out the article at Cult Montreal to find out more. Did Frank and I steal the popcorn machine from the bowling alley in Laval? Did I eventually move back to Montreal?

Obviously I did move back to Montreal and I’m headlining the Comedy Nest in the iconic Montreal forum this weekend for the ultimate culmination of the Summer of Mike! If your name is Mike, you get in free!

Come check it out Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 8pm, late show 10 pm on Saturday..

 

The Hardcore Hero and I

July 23rd, 2013 | Posted by Mike Paterson in Wrestling - (Comments Off)

Today in watching fat people run:

Don’t Talk About the Middle East

July 23rd, 2013 | Posted by Mike Paterson in Iron Ladel | Music - (Comments Off)

I just want to enjoy my North American lifestyle!

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Speaks Up

May 27th, 2013 | Posted by Mike Paterson in Mike Paterson Comedy - (Comments Off)

BREAKING NEWS!

MikePaterson.ca has unearthed this video of a surprisingly candid Rob Ford talking about his drug use with a paparazzo. Check it out!

Eagle Mania!

May 13th, 2013 | Posted by Mike Paterson in Random thoughts - (Comments Off)

As many of my close friends and fans already know, Mike Paterson is an eaglemaniac. I love eagles! Just can’t get enough of ‘em. One of my favorite ways to express my feelings about eagles is with eagle-emblazoned clothing. I wear eagles all the time. This has led some of my friends to remind me that my eagle is out of control. I’m not sure what they mean by that.

Last week was a big week for eagles on the Internet with two new awesome videos being uploaded featuring eagles being cool and enjoying fish. The first one is my new all-time favorite video featuring an eagle stealing some dude’s fish right from the line. Like a BAWSS!

Wasn’t that great? That eagle is awesome!

This next video gives us a rare look at an Eagle Party. That is my favorite kind of party!

Will somebody please invite me to an eagle party? Or any kind of party really..